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Green Sahara

This 8,000 year-old giraffe rock carving in DaBous, Niger is considered one of the finest petroglyphs in the world. The giraffe has a leash on its nose implying some level of taming the animals. It was found relatively recently on the top of a granite hill by local Touaregs and dates to the Kiffian era of 7,000 - 9,000 years ago.

Green Sahara

Suchomimus was a 110 million year old meat eater with a dinosaur’s body and a crocodile’s head.

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Young Punx - Fire (Phonat Remix) [download]

Use of a pig model to demonstrate vulnerability of major neck vessels to inflicted trauma from common household items. 

Commonly available items including a ball point pen, a plastic knife, a broken wine bottle, and a broken wine glass were used to inflict stab and incised wounds to the necks of 3 previously euthanized Large White pigs. With relative ease, these items could be inserted into the necks of the pigs next to the jugular veins and carotid arteries. Despite precautions against the carrying of metal objects such as knives and nail files on board domestic and international flights, objects are still available within aircraft cabins that could be used to inflict serious and potentially life-threatening injuries. If airport and aircraft security measures are to be consistently applied, then consideration should be given to removing items such as glass bottles and glass drinking vessels. However, given the results of a relatively uncomplicated modification of a plastic knife, it may not be possible to remove all dangerous objects from aircraft. Security systems may therefore need to focus on measures such as increased surveillance of passenger behavior, rather than on attempting to eliminate every object that may serve as a potential weapon.

They needed a study to confirm this? Did they not have any imagination as kids?

Read in Between

Liz:
raich is in sacramento, but when she comes back she wants to hang bc she misses us
Niko:
Yeah I haven't seen her or Jamie in awhile
I like how we're all kinda near each other now
Liz:
i know!
me too
Niko:
So it's like we can be like "IT'S BEEN TOO LONG" after like one week
WOWOW
I kind of grossed myself out
Liz:
whatevs
i swear i didn't notice it
it's normal to me
michi66f

Flairs - Trucker’s Delight

Via Ero-sennin.

The Word of the Day for November 17, 2009 is: flyting • \FLY-ting\ 

: a dispute or exchange of personal abuse in verse form

Example Sentence:
In the first flyting in Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing, Beatrice wittily responds to Benedick’s line “What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?” with “Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet / food to feed it as Signior Benedick?”

Did you know?
Flyting in 15th- and 16th-century Scotland is analogous to a modern-day rap competition during which rappers improvise clever disses and put-downs against their opponents. Similarly, the makars (a Scottish word for “poets”) engaged in verbal duels in which they voiced extravagant invectives in verse against their rivals. The base of “flyting” is the ancient verb “flyte” (also spelled “flite”), meaning “to contend” or “to quarrel.”

Mistakes in Typography Grate the Purists 

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That’s the problem with loving typography. It’s always a pleasure to discover a formally gorgeous, subtly expressive typeface while walking along a street or leafing through a magazine. But that joy is swiftly obliterated by the sight of a typographic howler. It’s like having a heightened sense of smell. You spend much more of your time wincing at noxious stinks, than reveling in delightful aromas.

Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m just an “amateur enthusiast.”

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Jeff of the Future

Niko:
What time is it over there?
I dunno how many hours you are ahead of me
Jeff:
12:35
In the future!
3 hours.
Niko:
WOW
WHAT IS IT LIKE
Jeff:
Lunchtime.
Niko:
Oh man
Better than hovercrafts
Jeff:
Yeah, we have sandwiches and soup.
Niko:
FFFUUUCCCKKK
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